BLUEREKHA! BANANA PEELS HELP MIND WORK!!

The following post has no intention to hurt any ones sentiments,no brains were harmed as they were not used.Contents are fictional.Similarity or any kind of resemblance are co-incidence.
for a funny purpose,laughter is the best medicine!

HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?
FOLLOWING EVENTS ARE  BASED ON TRUE LIFE STORY!
YOU DON'T KNOW HIM AS BLUEREKHA!

19 SOMETHING YEAR,
DUMB NEWS NETWORK,LIVE FROM SHITWORK,

REPORTER:MR.Jimmy ,tell us about your story ?

JIMMY:I was very fat,I had two eyes,two ears,one nose ,one tongue ..everything properly working and at proper place,but my mind never worked,people teased me,called me dumbass!       They said my mind was in my knees!I checked my knee so many times.(CRYING).

 I tried everything from HORLICS to MUSLI Power!But no growth,except one part enlarged for some period(FLASHBACK)..umm sorry where was I?

REPORTER:(WITTY SMILE)musli...(blushing)

JIMMY:then i saw this superb TELEFOOL SHOPPING AD ,which changed my life.
              Look now i have a good C GRADE  modelling career ,i do nasty films...   jaise phul  maano khil saa gayaa ho.

REPORTER:What was it,which product did you use?

JIMMY: KELE KA CHILKA MIND  BANE MILKHA,it changed my life completely!
           
              KELE KE CHILKE KO JAMEEN PAR RAKHO AUR UPAR SE CHALO, 
              JAB  GIROGE TAB DIMAAG CHAALU HOGAA!!
          Simple and easy anyone can charge his mind!I advise you to use this product.

(AD:SPECIAL KELE SE BANE CHILKE ,SMOOTH AUR AARAMDAYAK GIRNE KAA AHSAAS)

REPORTER: THANK YOU!


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