Wednesday, 14 January 2015

When i first asked her. CHAPTER 1

This is a 3 chapter story .This story is about two individuals ,you will have to read it to know what it is about . Enjoy!
I was sitting alone and there she entered ,pushing everyone inside and finally managing a seat besides me. Her golden silky hair and the aroma of her sweat was almost like a perfume for me. I imagined how my entire ride is going to be without even bothering to know her ..
Slight glance of her was enough for me to climb everest and turn turn turn (palat palat palat)she saw me .
What a beauty!!!! Absolute princess.
I just wished to be a frog and she kissing me with those soft pink lips and then I change into a prince. As I was busy defusing the first bomb,second one exploded much louder and this time I needed a heart surgeon ,her smile mesmerized me and oh god why ? My phone rang.
Every guy seeing a hot girl sitting besides ,doesn't leave any chance to impress her . So did I . I started conversing in English ..Yes maa,I m on my way ,yes ,okay yes ,sure sure ,hmm,okay I will ,sure mom! I will talk to u later mumma ,I can't hear u.
The only thing I faked here was something which u might have noticed by now .

Butterflies all over and a plan to make and start a conversation. Boys learn something good today ,this is what I planned ,Hi ......are u comfortable ,sorry to say but as I don't know u you will feel little awkward. You look pretty.
Reality : Hi ...(ticket ticket !!!!)
I could see my plan being crushed in front of my eyes ,realising this awkward moment I ignored her as much as I could but the sound of her bangles took me to the dreamland where I am sitting with her in an empty  bus and A.R.rahman's background music .I was not sure if this was called love at first sight but whatever it was, for me I was madly  in love with her .
It was an MSRTC (Maharashtra state road transport corporation) bus ,and the journey was up to Alibaug .Hardly 30 minutes were left
to reach and i was getting nervous because I wanted to know her name badly .She was so gorgeous  that for  past 30 minutes I didn't feel any bumpers nor any sudden brakes ,none of the passenger's bag fell on my head and neither I bothered to look what's happening around . I was so busy with my world and her that I was desperate to know more about her.
Building up some courage again ,I looked at her with a smile and she looked at me at the same time ,I don't know why she had to read that book ,she looked down and started reading again .Meanwhile me :Hi
This time she saw again but  tried to show as if she is reading and finishing off her sentence to read..
I went little further by asking what are you reading ?
How could she just show me the cover of that book ? I was damn angry ,can't she speak ,why? Aren't I good looking ,do I look like a gangster ? Reasons unknown ,I said wow ,good and got busy looking outside the window .It was raining ,the roads were wet ,as the bus was taking curls on those ghats I could breathe fresh air slapping my face with a lovely fragrance of wet soil . No wonder it was less than any Disney movie but with only one missing princess.
The last try ,I asked her for some water ,that angry face of her as if I have interrupted her while doing calculations was very disheartening. She nodded a no . Oh god,what is her problem? Why is she making me struggle so much ? I was blank ,I thought, thought and thought.
She had made me crazy .I could see the Alibaug depot arriving, I was sad, it doesn't matter she knows me or not I wanted to tell her, for past one hour u made me go crazy . I have fallen in love with you . I love you.

What will happen next ? What will he say ? Or will he be able to say? What will she reply or she won't?
Many questions, to know more get ready for  upcoming posts.
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Monday, 12 January 2015

Beginning of 3 Chapters .

I was sitting alone and there she entered ,pushing everyone inside and finally managing a seat besides me. Her golden silky hair and the aroma of her sweat was almost like a perfume for me. I imagined how my entire ride is going to be without even bothering to know her ..
Here is my story to unfold what happened in that one hour journey.

Story launching on 15th Jan... Stay tuned...#mop lists!

Wednesday, 31 December 2014

2015 . .first page of year

What's new about this year ,I guess just our calendar's changed and we planned to make a resolution ,which will be in action from the next to next day then day after next day and then starting with an exact even number date which will be next month..
Lets do one thing get some time for yourself and think ....will I spend more this year,will I waste my time this year ,will I do something good this year or will I be earning this year . .
Put some small efforts  day by day to make yourself realize that 2014 has left and 2015 has begun.

                                             - shantanu

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Diwali gives lights you be the medium!!

Happy Diwali to all my fellow friends and well wishers ,may this festival of light bring humongous electric future and lightening success .

Just wishing happy Diwali doesn't do any miracle ,so you  get up from that couch and work hard for yourself ,rest will follow you.
Happiness comes from anything ,any source it doesn't need a greeting ..do something for yourself ,do what you love ,you will find what you  are looking for .

Prosperity may come along !
Stay dead for a minute and think what new you can do ,try innovations ,brighten your inner heart pump it with good blood .
Explode bombs in the niches of jealousy and anger.

Launch rockets to bring a smile on your loved ones
Respect ,care ,ask about them ,call your relatives no matter if they don't remember calling you first,wish every one ...feel the pleasant joy inside your soul ....let it out in a humble manner and treat everyone as you take care of your money .

Hold them ,use it wise ..
Its a gift to be born as a human ,where we can share our emotions and also respond unlike aliens .

Wish you guys to have loads of happiness ,prosperity, success, and lights in your life .
HAPPY DIWALI!!

Thursday, 16 October 2014

Have a bad day!

Got off the bed ,realizing I am already sleeping on the floor.
The ticking sound of clock got my attention as if I am seeing my crush passing by !!
Ohh Shit was my first reaction to what I saw ,its past 8,almost half and hour late for my semester  ,what could be worse after preparing everything for exam and getting a sense that you are not able to write it! I actually got to know that was my carelessness but this was the start for my bad luck!
I ran off to my washroom ,brushed,had a face wash and continued with dressing up
Only a boy can get ready in 5 mins!
#Experienced Yeah so as I went running out I got my scooter keys and locked my door,coming down the steps I had nothing in mind but to reach examination hall ,I kicked and the fourth time it finally lost its power to start ,in short it died!!
I guess That Ohh Shit moment was prepared to haunt me.
I ran got an auto rickshaw and reached the college .Boom! I realized I left my wallet at home ....no please I cannot write more this should not happen with me again,I pray .
So after managing somehow with the auto driver I reached in and sat on my bench exhausted, coughing,panting,was seeing stars half the way! Finally paper in hand ,1 hour left,again Ohh Shit ! This is not the paper I studied for ,it was history and all night I was doing economics.
Please do clap for my Chutzpah! Bad luck had swallowed me half way and I got a news to submit remaining projects by noon or they will fail you for  a year ,submitting projects  was much better than  failing in one exam .
I hurried ,left the hall ,its the only place people took notice of you .I was a star that day as I entered 1 hour late and left  1 hour early.
I flew to my place again ,this time walking ,and got  my keys out of my pocket .Ohh Shit!!! I just have the scooter keys ,I took the wrong bundle ...F##k moment where you pass out every emotion with dizziness! Lame but true , I failed ,my scooter broke ,my project submission was due ,I had no bath ,I stink,bad breath ,no money as I did leave my cell phone too ,no connection and now I am locked from the outside ,standing with wrong set of keys.
Usually people get locked from the inside ,it was me who was having his Oh Shit! Peacefully!
What worse could happen to me ever in life ,as I saw my window was open and had a vent to go in . Seriously finding a keymaker at such  time was no issue to think about ! But I was completely unaware with  whatever happened with me so rapidly, i was  in a zoned out state ! I climbed the first floor somehow managed to stand on the parapet and hoped inside ! What a relief !
Freshened up ,gathered everything and left out again ,this time checking everything twice I made sure I don't forget anything .
My project was done but was in a pen drive  so I had to just remove the prints .
Submission time at 1:30
I collected 20 copies out of 100 at the store near my colony around 12:30, and decided to remove remaining at the store  near  college!
I carefully took the sheets placed them in order and walked  again to my college as it was hardly 20 mins walk ,I didn't know this 20 minute can beat the hell out of me !
I was in my sense thinking about the morning when I reached the store near my college and yes it was closed .It didn't bother me much as there was one more but few minutes away so according to me it was now 12:40 ,1:30 is the submission by 1:15 I will be having all my projects.
New store I got a seat ,checked my bag and Ohh Shit!! I forgot my pen drive at the store near my house ....this is real bad ,just 30 minutes left and I am screwed ..
F##kk  moment again ,I got an auto rickshaw and  went back ,what I saw was  worst  ,shop closed for lunch 1-3 pm
1:30 submission,just 20 pages in hand .
Now ,I failed ,my scooter broke ,my project submission was due ,and I failed for a whole year !! Worst day one could ever imagine ,just because I woke up late .
I tried to bang  the shutter,I banged with intensity ,I did apply more strength and  somehow directly reached the steps of college with all projects and then I was about to climb stairs .Submission room was at 3rd floor ,I climbed the first ,then again climbed but never reached third floor ,felt horrible ,sweaty ,agitated ,nervous,angry,frustrated, and scared !!! I fell off my bed ! Ouch it hurt real bad!!

OHH SHIT!!! F##@ked up everything !
It was a dream ,I told myself still in shock !
Eyes wide open starring at the clock 6 am ,ECONOMICS paper at 8 am ,everything at its place,relaxed and laughed !!
That Ohh shitt moment in dream haunted for a while but gave a smile and lesson for life !!
Have a bad day !
You live,you learn,you understand.
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Wednesday, 1 October 2014

BLUEREKHA! BANANA PEELS HELP MIND WORK!!

The following post has no intention to hurt any ones sentiments,no brains were harmed as they were not used.Contents are fictional.Similarity or any kind of resemblance are co-incidence.
for a funny purpose,laughter is the best medicine!

HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?
FOLLOWING EVENTS ARE  BASED ON TRUE LIFE STORY!
YOU DON'T KNOW HIM AS BLUEREKHA!

19 SOMETHING YEAR,
DUMB NEWS NETWORK,LIVE FROM SHITWORK,

REPORTER:MR.Jimmy ,tell us about your story ?

JIMMY:I was very fat,I had two eyes,two ears,one nose ,one tongue ..everything properly working and at proper place,but my mind never worked,people teased me,called me dumbass!       They said my mind was in my knees!I checked my knee so many times.(CRYING).
 I tried everything from HORLICS to MUSLI Power!But no growth,except one part enlarged for some period(FLASHBACK)..umm sorry where was I?

REPORTER:(WITTY SMILE)musli...(blushing)

JIMMY:then i saw this superb TELEFOOL SHOPPING AD ,which changed my life.
              Look now i have a good C GRADE  modelling career ,i do nasty films...   jaise phul  maano khil saa gayaa ho.

REPORTER:What was it,which product did you use?

JIMMY: KELE KA CHILKA MIND  BANE MILKHA,it changed my life completely!
           
              KELE KE CHILKE KO JAMEEN PAR RAKHO AUR UPAR SE CHALO, 
              JAB  GIROGE TAB DIMAAG CHAALU HOGAA!!
          Simple and easy anyone can charge his mind!I advise you to use this product.

(AD:SPECIAL KELE SE BANE CHILKE ,SMOOTH AUR AARAMDAYAK GIRNE KAA AHSAAS)

REPORTER: THANK YOU!


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Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Huh! Hmm! Bye!

Three small short sweet and sensitive words ...that can change your  mood in a fraction of second!!
Experienced? Yes ,I did and I bet even u might have realized this while having an invisible talk to someone.
How that person or opposite reacts instantly is something mysterious ,which no one in the world can understand .
I hope you have your good time with huh!hmm!bye!
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